Saturday, October 29, 2005
Sat Oct 29, 2:03 PM PT
KUWAIT (Reuters) -
OPEC's president Sheikh Ahmad al-Fahd al-Sabah said on Saturday oil prices were approaching a level acceptable to both consumers and producers after recent decreases."
"APPROACHING"? ROTFL. If I take one step west, I'm approaching Japan, but that doesn't mean I'm there.
Saturday, October 22, 2005
remember
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle and the chalice with the palace has the brew that is true.
Friday, October 21, 2005
Saturday, October 15, 2005
USATODAY.com - Spyware can constitute illegal trespass on home computers
USATODAY.com - Spyware can constitute illegal trespass on home computers: "Spyware can constitute illegal trespass on home computers
A federal trial court in Chicago has ruled recently that the ancient legal doctrine of trespass to chattels (meaning trespass to personal property) applies to the interference caused to home computers by spyware. Information technology has advanced at warp speed with the law struggling to keep up, and this is an example of a court needing to use historical legal theories to grapple with new and previously unforeseen contexts in Cyberspace."
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Friday, October 07, 2005
quote of the day
"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."
- Wernher von Braun"
Funny... although not true
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/a/australianbus.htm
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, she had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, ' Well your Honour, it was like this. When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help noticing her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Coming' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick', and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'...I just lost it.'
CASE DISMISSED!
Monday, October 03, 2005
WGAS
10 year anniversary of OJ Simpson verdict. Yawn. Radio apathy, where we couldn't case less about MSM's obsessions.